Monday, November 22, 2004

So, anyway....

I've been seeing previews of today's Oprah and, evidently, it's time for the annual Oprah's Favourite Things show.

Whoopie.

The previews show an audience full of hysterical women, squeeling with delight as Oprah unveils her fave picks of the season. (Remember pashmina?)

Which kind of got me to wondering just how enthusiastic such an audience would be if I unveiled some of my fave things:

Swiffers! (Yea!)

Static Guard! (Squee!)

Prewashed Salad Greens! (Aiee! Omigod! Omigod!)

Obviously, Oprah and I have different criteria.


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