Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Too Effin' Cold!

Given that our first frost warning of the season has been issued for tonight, it seems that Autumn has finally arrived. That means that Winter is close on its icy heels.

A year ago, I weighed about thirty-five pounds more than I do today.

And, a year ago, I didn't need to wear a hat indoors to keep from freezing!

No kidding!

This morning I was desperate for warmth and went rifling through the coat closet. I wound up donning a Roots sweatshirt from Canada and a hat that I bought in Ottawa at a Hudson's Bay store.

There are a couple of things that the weight-loss articles don't mention:

First is that your skin is likely to resemble a deflated balloon.

Second is that you're gonna freeze, come Winter.